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	<title>Liquid Lunch</title>
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	<description>A quick look into the bottom of the cesspool.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 23:31:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Opening a MooTools Accordion section from a link.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 22:40:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Sidenotes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Javascript]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here are a couple prototype functions that extend the Mootools Accordion to open a section from a link with an anchor. eg..
http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php#ANCHOR
In the mootools 1.1 days, it was a subclass, but something changed that was far too evil to deal with right now, so I consolidated it into two functions that you can use with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here are a couple prototype functions that extend the Mootools Accordion to open a section from a link with an anchor. eg..</p>
<p>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php#ANCHOR</p>
<p>In the mootools 1.1 days, it was a subclass, but something changed that was far too evil to deal with right now, so I consolidated it into two functions that you can use with the existing Accordion class.</p>
<p><code>Array.prototype.findIndex = function(value){<br />
var ctr = "";<br />
for (var i=0; i &lt; this.length; i++) {<br />
// use === to check for Matches. ie., identical (===), ;<br />
if (this[i] == value) {<br />
return i;<br />
}<br />
}<br />
return ctr;<br />
};</code></p>
<p><code>Accordion.prototype.displayAnchoredSection = function(wrapperElement){<br />
var displaySection = 0;<br />
var anchor = window.location.href.split('#')[1];<br />
if(anchor){<br />
var sections = $$(wrapperElement);<br />
var items = new Array();<br />
for (var i=0; i &lt; sections.length; i++) {<br />
items[i]=sections[i].getElementsByTagName(&#8217;a')[0].getAttribute(&#8221;name&#8221;);<br />
};<br />
displaySection = items.findIndex(anchor);<br />
};<br />
this.display(displaySection);<br />
}</code></p>
<p>The first function is a prototype to return the index of an item in an array, the second function pulls the anchor from the location url, and tells the accordion to display that section. There are a few caveats to using this, as I just threw it together for my own personal use. First, you have to wrap each section of your accordion in wrapper class, and then in your domready event, create your accordion, and then tell it which section to open.</p>
<p><code>var accordion = new Accordion($$('\*toggler\*'), $$('\*content\*'));<br />
accordion.displayAnchoredSection('\*wrapperClass\*');<br />
</code><br />
I&#8217;m not feeling very articulate as I&#8217;m writing this, so if I&#8217;m talking in circles, you&#8217;ll have to excuse me. If you have any issues, just tweet me @bdelcamp on twitter, or <a href="mailto:bdelcamp@gmail.com">email</a> me.</p>
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		<title>Gathering up.</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/gathering-up</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Projects]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Software]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In a respose to David Lanhams tweet here , I put together a gathering script to bundle up your rogue files and put them all in one place to be lost in oblivion for all eternity, or until you organize them, whichever comes first&#8230; I recommend that you do NOT use Quicksilver to attach a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In a respose to David Lanhams tweet <a href="http://twitter.com/dlanham/statuses/832544353" target="_blank">here</a> , I put together a gathering script to bundle up your rogue files and put them all in one place to be lost in oblivion for all eternity, or until you organize them, whichever comes first&#8230; I recommend that you do NOT use Quicksilver to attach a trigger for this because QS&#8217;s application specific triggers are severely broken under Leopard, and BadThings™ can happen, so I suggest using <a href="http://www.macupdate.com/Spark" target="_blank">Spark</a>, or Butler or something else that has app specific triggers. Also included is a compiled application script to add to your finder toolbar if hotkeys arent&#8217; your thing.</p>
<p><center><img src="/images/gatherItems.jpg"/></center><br />
<a href="http://www.liquidnexus.com/downloads/GatherItems.zip">Have at it.</a></p>
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		<title>RRoD&#8217;d</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/rrodd</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:58:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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  No joke, it really sucks.

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<p>  No joke, it really sucks.</p>
</div>
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		<title>I AM NOT A CYLON!</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/i-am-not-a-cylon</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:36:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>More Broken-ness</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/more-broken-ness</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 15:11:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Things will probably be horribly broken here and there as I transition to wordpress 2.5. I didn&#8217;t realize how out of date my theme and plugins were until I upgraded and the interwebz almost blew my house up.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things will probably be horribly broken here and there as I transition to wordpress 2.5. I didn&#8217;t realize how out of date my theme and plugins were until I upgraded and the interwebz almost blew my house up.</p>
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		<title>Army of Two Codes I Give You?</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/army-of-two-codes-i-give-you</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:32:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I happen to have 3 0 extra Army of Two weapon codes from Gamestop if anyone is in need of any. Post a comment (try to be creative&#8230;), and leave your preferred method of contact (email or Live Gamertag) and I&#8217;ll get a few out to you. 
Sorry, all gone.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I happen to have <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">3</span> 0 extra Army of Two weapon codes from Gamestop<span style="text-decoration: line-through;"> if anyone is in need of any. Post a comment (try to be creative&#8230;), and leave your preferred method of contact (email or Live Gamertag) and I&#8217;ll get a few out to you. </span></p>
<p>Sorry, all gone.</p>
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		<title>Christmas Eve in Brooklyn</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2007 22:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas,Da whole house was mellow,Not a creature was stirrin&#8217;,I had a gun unda my pillow.
When up on da roof,I heard somethin&#8217; pound,I sprung to da window,To scream, &#8220;Ay, keep it down!&#8221;
When what to my wanderin&#8217; eyes should appear,But dat hairy elf Vinny,And eight friggin&#8217; reindeer.
Wit&#8217; a bad hackin&#8217; cough,and the stencha [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas,Da whole house was mellow,Not a creature was stirrin&#8217;,I had a gun unda my pillow.<br />
When up on da roof,I heard somethin&#8217; pound,I sprung to da window,To scream, &#8220;Ay, keep it down!&#8221;<br />
When what to my wanderin&#8217; eyes should appear,But dat hairy elf Vinny,And eight friggin&#8217; reindeer.<br />
Wit&#8217; a bad hackin&#8217; cough,and the stencha burped beer,I knew in a moment,Yo, da Kringle wuz here!<br />
Wit&#8217; a slap to dere snouts,and a yank on dere manes,He cursed and he shouted ,And called dem by name.<br />
Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,Yo Sally, Yo Vito,Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!<br />
As I drew out my gun,and hid by da bed,Down came his friggn&#8217; boot,on da top a my head.<br />
His eyes were all bloodshot,His b.o. wuz scary,His breath wuz like sewage,He had a mole dat wuz hairy.<br />
He spit in my eye,And he twisted my head,He soon let me know,I should consider myself dead.<br />
Den pointin&#8217; a fat finga, right unda my nose,He let out some gas,And up the chimney he rose.<br />
He sprang to his sleigh,Obscenities screamin&#8217;,And away dey all flew,Before he troo dem a beatin&#8217;.<br />
But I heard him exclaim,or better yet grump,Merry Christmas to all, and Bite me, ya hump!<br />
<b>Wishing everyone a merry christmas and a healthy new year!</b></p>
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		<title>You Have 2 Cows&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/95</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jul 2007 20:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Can&#8217;t remember where I got this from, but I just came across the file, and thought I would share&#8230; 
MONARCHY: You have two cows. The king takes both and hangs you. He then nurtures the cows until they&#8217;re fat and eats them while the poor peasants starve.
ANARCHY: You have two cows. Your neighbour claims you stole [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can&#8217;t remember where I got this from, but I just came across the file, and thought I would share&#8230; </p>
<p>MONARCHY: You have two cows. The king takes both and hangs you. He then nurtures the cows until they&#8217;re fat and eats them while the poor peasants starve.</p>
<p>ANARCHY: You have two cows. Your neighbour claims you stole them from him. You then agree without government interaction that you each keep one cow.</p>
<p><span id="more-95"></span></p>
<p>ARISTOCRACY: You have two cows. The wealthy nobles take them from you and sell them on the market to a poor peasant.</p>
<p>AUTHORITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government kills them and eats the meat without your consent.</p>
<p>DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbour steals them, and the town holds an election debating whether he should keep them or not.</p>
<p>SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to someone else.</p>
<p>COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and evenly distributes the milk.</p>
<p>CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.</p>
<p>AUTOCRACY: You have two cows. The dictator confiscates both and gives you a life sentence.</p>
<p>UTILITARIANISM: You have two cows. A neighbour has none. The government makes you give your neighbour a cow, but the neighbour has to share some of his chickens with you.</p>
<p>BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows.  The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.</p>
<p>AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.  You are surprised when the cow drops dead.</p>
<p>A FRENCH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You go on strike because you want three cows.</p>
<p>A JAPANESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.</p>
<p>A GERMAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.</p>
<p>A BRITISH CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  They are mad.  They die. Pass the shepherd&#8217;s pie, please.</p>
<p>AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows, but you don&#8217;t know where they are. You break for lunch.</p>
<p>A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.  You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.</p>
<p>A SWISS CORPORATION:  You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.</p>
<p>A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You enter into a partnership with an American corporation.  Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.</p>
<p>AN INDIAN CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You worship both of them.</p>
<p>A CHINESE CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.</p>
<p>AN ISRAELI CORPORATION:  There are these two Jewish cows, right?  They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?</p>
<p>AN ARKANSAS CORPORATION:  You have two cows.  That one on the left is kinda cute.</p>
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		<title>Behold, the Power of Photoshop&#8230; Yikes.</title>
		<link>http://www.liquidnexus.com/index.php/archives/behold-the-power-of-photoshop-yikes</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Hey Bidder Bidder Bidder&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 00:12:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brandon</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking of selling my PSP if anyone is interested here&#8217;s a few specs:

Bought it first day it came out
Dark Alex 3.40 OE Firmware installed
256MB &#38; 2GB Memory Stick Duo
Tiger Woods PGA Tour UMD
Metal Gear AC!D UMD (No Case for that, sorry)
Spider Man 2 UMD Movie
Padded Carrying Case &#38; Wrist Stratp
Immaculate condition

I&#8217;m hoping to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m thinking of selling my PSP if anyone is interested here&#8217;s a few specs:</p>
<ul>
<li>Bought it first day it came out</li>
<li>Dark Alex 3.40 OE Firmware installed</li>
<li>256MB &#38; 2GB Memory Stick Duo</li>
<li>Tiger Woods PGA Tour UMD</li>
<li>Metal Gear AC!D UMD (No Case for that, sorry)</li>
<li>Spider Man 2 UMD Movie</li>
<li>Padded Carrying Case &#38; Wrist Stratp</li>
<li>Immaculate condition</li>
</ul>
<p>I&#8217;m hoping to get at least $175 for the lot. If you&#8217;re interested, <a href="http://www.liquidnexus.com/contact/indexGood.php" title="Contact">drop me a line</a>.</p>
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